Through the years we’ve become
More ruggedly incompetent
At scraping the slime off ourselves
But at least it’s our slime.
Others need to pull themselves up
By their own slime-strands.
Don’t bother coming to us for spare slime.
There is no free in freedom.
That’s no way to run a business.
Like any self-reliant homeland or god would do,
Customers will be turned away at the door.